One is the Zenith. She is extremely soft, snow white with spots of stardust grey, and has a tiny pink nose. She will offer you answers in times of uncertainty.
One is the Nadir. She is very fluffy, wearing a tux the colour of deep space with her starlight coloured belly and legs showing, her face remains shrouded in mystery. Her cries echo in the dawning sky.
Watching
Whatever it is you're doing, they are watching,
and they are judging
Observing
Huge eyes reacting to every movement
(except for if the colours are a bit hard to see)
Waiting
Just waiting...for something...
Stealth
You wouldn't know
Sleeping Ratio
Sleeping is the only reliable way for not getting annoyed, therefore
maintaining long sleep hours is crucial to your health;
Already multiple days this year an asleep-to-awake-time
ratio of over 4 could be achieved, the highest being 4.7
Fighting for Food
No matter how scarce the two-leggers will make your food rations,
it is important to make sure to never enjoy it but always inhale
multiple pieces as if they were one large prey
Eardrum Piercing
After successfully inhaling your food it is just as important to make
it known to every human and feline in the area that this was not enough;
Screaming is the only way
Being in the Way
It as practically an art form to look for the most not-for-you area which
will also block someone's intended next action for your every rest
Drug Consumption
Doesn't sound good, but keeping your grass and herb levels high is the only
way to ensure crazy times and regular regurgitating
Resting Regularly
Next to sleeping and eating, resting is an often overlooked but highly
efficient way of doing nothing
Never Stop Killing
It is your never-ending duty to kill with torture; It doesn't matter
if you intend to eat it, you will kill it, and you will enjoy doing it
Being Too Cute
After every annoying, repulsive or gruesome behaviour, make sure to act as
ridiculously cute as your given physical attributes will allow to play with everyone's emotions